Husband Wife Humour - What do you think am McDonalds?
Wife to Husband: Come help me in garden..
Husband: What do you think I am a gardener?
Wife: Come fix the toilet faucet..
Husband: What do you think I am a plumber?
Wife: Come fix the door handle..
Husband: What do you think I am a carpenter?
(The husband went out but when he came back, He saw that everything was fixed..! The garden, toilet faucet & the door handle..)
He asked his Wife who did It?
The Wife Said: Its the neighbour Pintu's father, but He gave me two options... either to make him a Burger; or have A Kiss with him.
Husband: I'm Sure, you gave him a Burger
Wife: What do you think I am 'McDonald's' ?