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Monday, 1 April 2013

April Fool Day Sms and Jokes




A day will come when the world will celebrate 
your name, 
your fame, 
your personality and 
your views. 
But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. :)

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History of April 1st:

Why April 1st is known as Fool's day..?

April 1 is called as FOOL'S
day aftr Steve April.Steve April was born on 1st april 1579. He did 105
business in his lyf tym.He lost all his father's
assets.
Everyone started
calling him as father of d
fools. At d age of 19 he
married a 61 aged
woman. She divorced him
aftr a year coz of his
foolishness.

He used 2 hear all kind of fake
stories like u. Its a great
idea to fool U on fools
dåy.So admit that you are also one of the fools who believed this story.. xD :P

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Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. 
You know Whose??? 
Your Own Stupid!!!

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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

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8 facts still hidden from us :

1) 90% of people in Australia dont
drink milk.

2) Snake's vision is upto 5 km.

3) A man can touch sun if his
body is completely surrounded by
mercury.

4) No twins have been born till
now in Greenland.

5) Zebra doesnt have a liver.

6) All the above details are false.

7) Thanks for believing for a while.

8) Today is 1 April, but a Fool can be fool on any day too..!!! xD

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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

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5 friends lived in a room, namely Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody.

0ne day, Somebody killed Nobody.
At That time Brain was in bath room, 
Mad called Police.
Mad : Is it Police Station ?
Police : Yes, what is the matter ?
Mad : somebody killed nobody.
Police : Are u mad?
Mad : yes, i am Mad.
Police : don't you have Brain?
Mad : Brain is in bathroom. Police : U fool ! 
Mad : No......
fool is reading msg very seriously.

Happy April fool's day !! :D

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Feeling bored? 
Wondering, what to do? 

Open the zip! 

Enter your hands in between your zip.. 

take out your... 


book from your bag and study..

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FOO$



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FoOl



fOoL



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FOOl



fOoL



FoOl



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foOL



FOOL


Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool... xD :P
Happy YOUR DAY..i mean April fool's Day! :-)

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U will be a ROSE for all TREES 
U will be a SMILE 
for all FACES 
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS 

U will be a BROTHER 
for all CUTE GIRLS .

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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(Hindi)

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL -

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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

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Your girlfriend is: 
Smart. 
Intelligent. 
Sweet. 
Talented. 
Excllent. 
Romantic. 
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

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