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Thursday, 21 March 2013

Mr Bean Jokes


MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

 Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!



WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!



MR. BEAN ON MARRIAGE
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.



CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean Ok? I thought it was a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you take anyway?

Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.



SPELLING LESSON
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

Mr Bean : Make it three c to be sure!

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