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Sunday, 9 December 2012

Santa Joke

One of the most hilarious msgs I've ever come across!! =))

Santa buys a brand new sportscar and his first day driving he cuts off a truck. The truck driver is furious at his driving and decides to pull him over and teach him a lesson.

He pulls him over and when he stops he gets out of the truck with a piece of chalk and a knife, draws a circle on the road and tells the frightened Santa to stand in the circle,
then proceeds to cut up his nice leather seats. Thinking he had done enuff he turns around to find Santa smiling.

Even more angry he returns to his truck and gets a baseball bat out and smashes all the windows and lights. When he looks again at Santa he is giggling.

Starting to rage now, the truckie drops the bat and slashes all his tyres to which he bursts out laughing.
Well, the truckie finally loses it, gets a can of petrol from the truck, pours it all over the brand new sports car and sets it on fire.
When he turns around to see Santa's reaction, he is nearly falling over with fits of laughter.
Mystified, the trucker asks " what the hell is so funny ???"

Santa replied, " while you weren't looking, i stepped out of the circle four times !!"

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