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Thursday, 29 November 2012

New series Rajnikanth Jokes

All new series of Rajnikanth:

Rajnikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!

Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!

Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!

Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!

Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!

The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!

Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!

Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!

Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!

Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"
When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.

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